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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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