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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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