Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.