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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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