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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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