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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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