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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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