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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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