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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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