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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊
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