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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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