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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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