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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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