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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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