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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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