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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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