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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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