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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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