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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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