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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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