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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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