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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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