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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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