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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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