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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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