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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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