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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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