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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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