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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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