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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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