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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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