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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗
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