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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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