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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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