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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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