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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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