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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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