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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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