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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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