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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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