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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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