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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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