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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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