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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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