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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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