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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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