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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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