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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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