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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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