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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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