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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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