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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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