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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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