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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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