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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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