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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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