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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏
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