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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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